JP Joke

a joke which is extremely unfunny, followed by a laugh by its teller, who usually thinks he/she is much funnier than he/she is

Quit laughing at your JP joke

by poopmonster169 May 14, 2011

joke shame

When a joke falls so flat that one feels unregrettable shame for its very conception.

Tim's joke fell so flat with his friends that they made him feel joke shamed.

by chAMPIRE July 8, 2014

joke stop

The action of hearing a quiet joke in class and announcing to the entire class without giving credit to the person who made the original joke.

Teacher: be careful not to get your pipe stuck in the hole.
Sean:(to David) Thats what she said.
David: Awe nice.
David:(to class) THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Class: aww nice one david
Sean: Damnit David that was such a joke stop.

by mrkoolaid December 13, 2009

virgin joke

A joke that is told once and is no longer funny after that

My friend has a bunch of virgin jokes; he tells the joke once and it's not funny anymore.

by Swinniga January 19, 2014

No dad joke

When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.

Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.

by Licensed_Nerd July 16, 2019

Confucius Joke

A joke in which contains the line, "So Confucius rolled up on a bitch..." After which the joke teller will insert their own punch line.

-So Confucius rolled up on a bitch and drops the line "Respect yourself and others will respect you.....suck my dick and I'll slip you 5 bucks."

-What a lame Confucius joke.

by The Bopmaster December 14, 2010

over-joke

the act of repeating an inside joke between you and someone else way too much.

Friend 1: "Hey Michelle....the mossy rocks!"
Michelle: "HAHAHAHAHA"
......two hours later......

Friend 1: "...Yeah, just like the mossy rocks!"
Michelle: "ROFL! It was so funny when we found those mossy rocks."
Friend 1: "I think we may over-joke this a bit too much..."

by slayer707 January 3, 2010