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Jizz now or Jizz never

A catch phrases refering to tell someone that you should let it all out now or you will never be able to jizz at that moment again.
Kymani: yo dawg, im watching a bunch or naked girls on vine and im like what the fuck.
Andy: jizz now or jizz never!
by JNOJN December 2, 2013
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The Promised Neverland

anime that will get you to shit your pants after the first episode
it's about death and orphans getting eaten by demons
^ sounds like a stan twitter meme but it isn't
Emma over your favs
1.

A: I hate Emma from The Promised Neverland
B: I'll prick your eyes out and eat them
by MrAkiyama February 27, 2022
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my bro's would never hit you up

yes they will!
ex bf: my bro's would never hit you up
me: sit and watch babe
by im.tired January 11, 2023
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used primarily by potheads who feel that one joint is never enough.

variations include:
-a bird never flew on seven wings
-a bird never flew on fifty-two wings
Hey man, roll another, a bird never flew on one wing!
by sircasey February 15, 2009
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reflex sympathetic nerve dystrophy

Look it up on google, dearies.

It happens when one side/the affected limb, etc., can't take the bruises, bumps (the beating), anymore, and instead of pain going away, it keeps repeating itself. The result of numbness, tingling pain, stiffness, tremors (shaking of the limb), color changes in the skin, temerature changes in the affected limb, and more.

It can also cause insomnia, migranes, nausia, etc.

To cut it short:

A pain in the ass.
some guy 1:Hey, dude.
some guy 2:Yeah?
some guy 1:My RSD is flaring up, I have to go home
some guy 2:That stinks.
some guy 1:Like you'd know! Bastard.
by Pfft May 13, 2005
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neverending beard of jesus himself

1.) Pot. Weed.
2.) The beard our savior wore.
J: I got some of the neverending beard of jesus himself.
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...
by Polish Sausage July 20, 2008
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never mind

You should have listened to me the first time.
*phone conversation*
Jan: I love you
Mike: I love you too!
Jan: What?
Mike: I said I love you too!
Jan: What?
Mike: I said, never mind...
by iwasntpayingattentionsorry December 18, 2012
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