Nut plunger

When the water level in a toilet is extremely high, so high in fact, when you sit down to take a dump you nuts get wet.

Guy 1: "Why are your pants wet?"
Guy 2: " Fuck, that toilet in the Wal-Mart was a nut plunger!"

by Sir Wetpants April 30, 2010

Nut-talking

The act of boasting/acting manly in front of a member of the opposite sex, in order to impress or woo them.

Did you see that guy nut-talking to the new girl? Man, I know he's never even seen a bull, let alone rode one.

Don't invite your friend over again. Last time all he did was get drunk and nut-talk at my little sister.

by Tweakd1 July 9, 2010

Nut Fiz

the creamy substance that comes out of a penis when ejaculating

Say Laquita, did that hoodrat Jamal nut fiz on your leg?

by ATXmoneymike July 23, 2010

Nut Allergy

An aversion to sitting next to people on public transport.

Passenger: "Excuse me, can I sit here?"

You: "No, I've got a nut allergy."

by Monkey Magick October 23, 2010

Nut fangle

Pre wank prep work where a bloke fondles his scrot before he continues to pleasure himself

Lauren: "Jonny, why do you feel your balls all the time?"
Jonny: "I'm just having a nut fangle before you go home baby cos I'm not getting any from you!"

by Pickersgill December 4, 2010

nut cannon

The male reproductive organ (ie: the penis)

Larry went over to Joes house to return a barrow video game when Larry saw Joes fathers nut cannon.

by Locher.0 November 14, 2012

Nut-flash

(transitive verb) To obscenely expose one's testicle or scrotum to another, either by pulling up one's shorts or by other means. A nut-flash is typically meant to frustrate or surprise the victim.

(noun) The action of nut-flashing.

Spencer: (To Lauren, aggravated) Laurrennn! Cooper nut-flashed me!

Cooper: No I didn't! I was only itching myself!

by Mezzo7 September 2, 2012