Put a Nut

To give a shit. Usually mentioned when someone who you are talking with doesnt listening to you, or sometimes you call someone and he/she doesnt answer.

+Hey Manul, did you get your shoes back?
-(Manul to others)BTW, I GOT THIS JACKET FOR ONLY 6$ FROM SECONDHAND.
+MANUL PUT A NUT ON ME FELLA!

by CanadianWolverine July 17, 2021

The Soft Nut

When a man's masturbated so many times in a day that he can no longer get a full erection, but still manages to ejaculate.

"Dude, the soft nut is my favorite nut to bust."

by BlasphemingGod November 3, 2013

nut panther

Southwestern Ontario term for a black squirrel.

That nut panther just stole my peanut butter sandwich.

by Dr. Bacon August 9, 2017

Smelly Nuts

Smelly testicles

Tom's dad has some Smelly Nuts

by HassanChop October 29, 2018

Nut Decay

The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.

Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.

My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.

by HomeAlone October 30, 2018

No Nut Novemburst

The post No Nut November ejaculation that is so explosive it is often referred to as the Micro-Pompeii.

Billy: I took on the no nut November challenge and I No Nut Novembursted so hard I put a hole in the ceiling of my bathroom.

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019

Scenario Nut

The instance when you masturbate to a scenario that occurred earlier. Your mind manipulates the situation, and you imagines the way it could’ve gone. The ejaculation usually feels very good.

“Today when I saw that cute girl in a swim suit during health, I thought about it later and busted a scenario nut thinking about how I could have fucked her.”

by abcdefgnow March 16, 2019