morning mayo

When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired or lazy to go clean up after anal sex.

Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..

by an experienced user December 22, 2015

mopping the grass

used to describe somebody who is incredibly high, drunk, or both beyond all fucking repair. Typically used when someone starts doing stupid shit as a result of being super fucked up.

Friend 1: we just got to this bitch and jimmy's already mopping the grass.
Friend 2: yeah man, one more hit and he'll start raking the kitchen.

by Nigger thug June 2, 2018

Morning Wood

When you wake up when your penis is erect

I have a morning wood

by Name69, November 23, 2020

Morking

The act of gathering in a Lidl hypermarket with your satan worshipping friend to rape a weakling guy between the shelves using random objects to insert in his anus and urethra

James went morking with Stuart and Lenny tonight
- Oh dear,you are morking again far from home?

by BogusAnalus December 22, 2022

shitty morning

the process of shitting with out wiping then bending over on top of one of your friends while their sleeping, then punching them in the stomach which makes their head spring into your unwiped asshole.

makai: i just gave jack a shitty morning

jack:FUCK!!!!

by bitchass111 May 7, 2010

cold morning

when you wake up your partner by dumping ice on her, then proceed to jizz on her or shit on her feet.

it was august, but for my bitch it was still a cold morning.

by cJBL2 November 30, 2010

Perfetti morning

A term in central/southern Illinois to describe waking up from a black out drunk night in a unbelievable situation. The term coming from Perfetti meaning perfect in Italian.

Me: I had one hell of a Perfetti morning.

You: what happened?
Me: I woke up at a different college covered in crap

by YetiP July 13, 2011