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ModerCize

–noun

A model's definition of exercise:

MODEL+EXERCISE=ModerCize

1. A type of physical movement or activity a model will refer to as exercise, because it burns calories. Shopping is great exercise and burns lots of calories!

Types of ModerCize can include "traditional" exercise but are usually mundane activities such as:

Fidgeting (tapping your foot) 120 calories/hour
Shopping- 156 calories/hour
Dancing- 442 calories/hour
Walking (leisure)- 283 calories/hour
Kissing/Hugging- 68 calories/hour
Dressing- 136 calories/hour
Cleaning (light) 170 calories/hour
etc...
*Based on a 150lb person (results may vary)

Antonyms: Traditional exercises like weight-lifting, running, etc...
ModerCize Example: Backstage at the Versace show the models in hair and makeup were FIDGETING constantly; tapping their feet and always posing for the camera. Once finished with hair and makeup, they were attached to their iPhones, listening to music and DANCING and bopping around. Once it was showtime, it was UNDRESS, DRESS, WALK, UNDRESS, DRESS, WALK, UNDRESS... you get it. On average, the Versace models burned about 250 calories ModerCizing. That's as many calories as you'd burn running for 30 minutes!
by ModelSkinny September 29, 2011
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MOMerators

Moderators for websites that are moms who check for inappropriate content before posting on kid's sites such as UshUsh.com.
Mary: Hey, you should never post anything that you wouldn't want your own mother to see or read!

Jo: Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you should get a job as a MOMerator.

Mary: Yeah, Momerators make a ton of money sitting at home behind a computer all day.
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Modenass

Noun.

When the stomach sticks our mo-den-ass.
Damn, that chick got a bad case of modenass!
What?
Her gut stickin out mo-den-ass!
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modern-day hoarder

Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.

Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.
I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.
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modern physics

(n.) organic chemestry for physics majors.
-I have to take modern physics next semester.
-May God have mercy on your soul!
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Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.
"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"
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Modern Jesus

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.
Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!
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