Mike Lemont 

A generous giving man who loves giving footlongs to suburban women. Loves sandwiches, OutKast and giant pickles. He brings the sandwiches to tennis and neighborhood gatherings.

Mike Lemont gave me a footlong.

Who brought the sandwiches? Mike Lemont.

Mike Lemont by M. Lemont November 6, 2020

Mike the hell out of it 

The ability to crash, when it is more difficult to crash than not.

Oh did he just Mike the hell out of it

Mike the hell out of it by WileyCayotay March 1, 2021

Sandwich Mike 

When you make a sandwich for your girlfriend and your asshole best friend throws a football and knocks it out of your hand where it lands on the beach. This is followed by other friends taunting you until you get so enraged that you pick the now very sandy sandwich back up and proceed to beat your asshole best friend in the face with it as revenge. This, in turn, is followed by the remaining fallen pieces of the sandwich being picked up once again by the asshole best friend who throws it in your face to try to prove how much of a douche bag he is.

Zach: "Hey, Danielle! I made this tasty sandwich for..."
*Asshole best friend throws football and hits your sandwich*
Zach: "What the fuck? Why are you being such a Sandwich Mike?"
Asshole Best Friend: "Oh, I'll show you a Sandwich Mike!"
*Sandy sandwich fight ensues and no one wins except the audience*

Sandwich Mike by LooseGears May 23, 2013

Icey Mike 

1.When an icicle is used like a dildo.
2.When an icicle is stuck in the vagina or asshole unexpectedly.

1.The icey mike was fine for a minute, until my vagina became numb from the cold.
2.An icey mike in the ass, is a no-fail alarm clock.

Icey Mike by Popeye1921 May 14, 2015

Mike Hunt 

(1) In prison, one's bitch.

(2) In the MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE films, Ethan Hunt's brother.

(1) Hey, Bubba, leave Mike Hunt alone! I don't mess with your bitches!

(2) TOM CRUISE (as Ethan Hunt): Where's Mike Hunt? He's my brother! If you don't tell me where he is, I'll blow your fucking head off!

(Confused foreigners argue about what Ethan is saying)

Mike Hunt by Peter Crammer May 15, 2006

the Mike Hernandez 

a type of girl who just walks in to the home, goes straight to the bedroom and fucks for hours then leaves.

whos all over there tonight? oh you know rueben, EL, and ELs Mike Hernandez.

the Mike Hernandez by JayRyder April 16, 2005

mikeavore 

noun-A large, round, carnivorous creature that comsumes everything in its path. It will eventually eat itself.

Dayummmm dat foo a mikeavore, yadadadadamean???

mikeavore by Tadow Thizzle October 28, 2006