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Johnny-Job 

A job or task completed with such poor quality and lack of care that it could not even be called "good enough for government work."
Individuals typically performing in this manner are very self-centered and or self-righteous; many individuals may have self importance complexes where they believe they perform to a higher degree than which they actually do.
Employee 1: " Holy $hit! The toilet is overflowing again! That janitor really doesn't do his job!"
Employee 2: "He does his job, he simply does a johnny-job. Get this, he also claims to be the hardest worker here!"
Employee 1: "Oh bull$hit! He's the bean burrito filled turd in this punchbowl!"
Johnny-Job by Not-AxeCop October 2, 2018
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Johnny Depp 

He wears eyeliner and looks good... there's certainly a problem.
He would be so much more sexier if someone would show him how to apply his blush right!
Johnny Depp by anonymous March 2, 2004

Johnny Brenda's 

Great Gastropub/Dive bar in fishtown/port richmond/kensington, aka northern Philadelphia. GREAT Saugage sandwiches and local beers
Went to Johnny Brenda's for brunch & had bloody mary's!
Johnny Brenda's by newcomblives September 24, 2006

johnny depp 

fine handsome and oh so funny in pirates of the caribeann
when he is drunk and when he is not in the movie
johnny depp by kofu!!! August 13, 2003

johnny boy

someone who dresses worse than a "shotgun." and smokes as much pot as possible in one day.
i called him a johnny boy due to the fact that he is almos always high.

johnny johnny yes papa

The song of mid 2018
Johnny Johnny Yes papa

Eating sugar

No papa
Telling lies

No papa
Open your mouth

HAHA

johnny pencil pusher 

someone who pushes pencils, in an offensive or slightly irritating fashion. Someone who has nothing to do with their time but pushpencils, in the same niche as a baumer.
"conor your such a johnny pencil pusher!!"
"ben jokes milloy what have you been doing today besides pushing pencils?"
johnny pencil pusher by Neil Hall November 19, 2006