John Martin

A stud of a man. Takes the largest dumps, flex’s his chickens , and exterminates simps. He’s not a man to be messed with will end your whole career, but will always come through in the clutch.

Do you see John Martin over there ?

That dude will save the world from simps.

by Simp Detector 42069 March 30, 2020

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John Ray

John Ray is not a good person. He is a bad person, actually the worst of all the worst. He is bad to all men, to the point that he exceeds in personality, intelligence and looks. He exceeds in his current course effortlessly, since that course was what his heart desires. He exceeds in dancing to the point that he created his own style known peculiarly as seductive urban. He exceeds in giving you advices. He exceeds in arguments, you will learn a lot from him since he grew weirdly with the help of internet and knew puzzles of logic. He exceeds in affection, you will never find anyone disturbing like him. Once he stares at you, he will not only poison your mind but also your heart. This man is one of a kind. No one will be better than him in the heart of this lady writing this description. She knows how worse this man is and how worse he can become. He stole all the attributes of men from what this lady wished for. He never left a single piece of attribute for men to have, so that this lady will only look to him. Every Valentine's Day, every week, everyday, every hour, every second, he will always be the worst of all men to this lady's heart.

John Ray is suprised.
John Ray is loved.

John Ray is an excellent son and brother.

John Ray has a beautiful girlfriend.

by revixenportable February 10, 2020

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John Russell

That Dreamy Guy you always dreamed of dating in high school. Also a man that is very good in bed. Hard worker and very respectful to his woman and her opinions.

John Russell A wonderful man!

by Comonee October 11, 2020

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