un-jesus

doing something againt jesus or with satin

you killed 10 people with you toxic spray, that is very un-jesus of you

by Christian Gamer Fanboy ^_^ October 5, 2018

National Jesse appreciation day

A day celebrated on October 19th dedicated to jesses around the world.

“Hey Jesse happy national Jesse appreciation day”

by Kelsey Youngman October 19, 2020

Horseback Jesus

A person who resides in an area who is well known by locals and can often be seen around the place

"Oh look at that guy over there I saw him the other day as well"
"Oh yes he lives here, he's our horseback Jesus"

by 2167 December 20, 2020

Bridie Jessep

A cute girl uwu

Bridie Jessep is cute asf

by Cytorev January 2, 2022

Hooked on Jesus

crazy church goer
one that takes the longest to testify

She couldnt stay for the movie because she had to go back to church.. Yo she hooked on Jesus

by glorray February 20, 2010

Pull a Jessica Simpson

Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.

Pull a Jessica Simpson :

Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.

by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010

dark lord jesus

When Jesus decides to pull a Morgan freeman So he can fuck black bitches

john: Man Dark lord Jesus sure is one for them black bitches

by I_No_Gay_Boi December 1, 2017