Bath then poop

When some stupid motherfucker takes a shower and then immediately shits afterward, stinking up the rest of their day and everyone who comes into contact with them.

Person 1: "Did you smell that guy today? I think he soiled himself!"
Person 2: "That's my roommate. I think he pulled a bath then poop."

by Something ahhhhh December 20, 2008

Poop Barge

A Poop Barge is when someone lays enough toilet paper in the toilet water so that poop will float on top of the water. Then you leave the Poop Barge floating in the water so that it creates a horrible smell. You have to do this at a house party to get the full effect.

Damn, Tommy left another Poop Barge in the toilet, and it smells like shit!!! We should not let Tommy come to our parties anymore, that shit is ridiculous.

by tommysmells May 28, 2009

Group Poop

The act of taking a poop with a group of people.

Dude, I was watching this movie the other day about chicks doing group poops. I didn't even KNOW that chicks pooped.

by The grouper pooper September 25, 2010

Poop Smoke

The vilest of all the gastric phenomena’s, these farts surface exclusively just prior to crapping. Usually hot, silent, and completely disgusting these farts can clear out a room or small Ethiopian village.

fartpoop smokepooping

by Reptile Guy November 8, 2009

Winnie the Pooping

When you poop with nothing but a t-shirt on

When you need full movement of your legs for an aggressive shit you’ll find yourself Winnie the Pooping

by DummDumm October 29, 2020

magical poop

A magical poop occurs when one poops, wipes, and realizes that they are still totally clean.

I totally had a magical poop last night. I only had to wipe once!

by joesc September 7, 2013

poop squeeze

squeezing someone around the stomach until you can smell or feel feces in their pants.

My girlfriend talked when she should have listened at a party so I gave her a poop squeeze.

by handsometbone November 28, 2013