ham bitch

A woman who is abnormally unattractive amongst a group of people who are attractive.

Person 1 - DUDE! Look at the ham bitch hanging out with the Jenners!
Person 2 - Holy shit, I'd never leave my house if I looked like that!

by sweetcheeks99 December 9, 2015

Badger Ham

An exceptionally large, meaty penis with a wild, salty flavour.

Imagine my delight to find he was concealing a badger ham in his pants!

by Delalune March 18, 2011

Ham and Cheese

A loaded gun.

Dont fuck with that fool cause he got that ham and cheese.

by Crestside rida October 12, 2012

Sympathy Ham

Turning up at somoenes funeral, and instead of bringing a bunch of flowers or something, bringing a ham, with "Sorry For Your Loss" spelled out in cloves on it....

"Sorry for your loss Mary..... here's a ham, a sympathy ham...."

by Blathnaid April 9, 2010

Honeysuckle Ham

Waiting till your girl or Thot is sucking your engorged knob balls deep down her throat and jamming your finger in her ass without warning.

I have Rachel the Ole Honeysuckle Ham last night. You should have heard her gasping for air.

by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017

piece of ham

If a person is described as being a 'piece of ham' they have little if any personality. They are as lifeless, and generally as uninteresting as a piece of ham.

"that girl is about as fun as a piece of ham!"

by tizzzle. July 20, 2009

ham banana

penis; the private area of a male's body; or a crude insult

Johnny slapped his ham banana against his playboy last night.

by amber-marie June 25, 2008