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Ham Dawg

The state of being after consuming excessive amounts of alcohol.
When at a party, if a moderator (one who gets the attention of an audience) yells "Who's Ham Dawg!?!" Then the proper response from the audience is for all members to throw both hands in the air and scream "YEAAA!!!" until they run out of breath.
by Koopa_Troopa August 5, 2010
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Ham MEATer

A measurement system for how unstoppable and amazing something is in any type of sport or competition setting.
HAM- The best of the BEST
turkey-Pretty good
Chicken-Average
Bologna- not so good
tuna- the worst..FAIL
-"did u see that spike! thats a HAM on the HAM MEATer!"

-"I don't even think there is a level for that on the HAM MEATer..u just completely embarrassed yourself"
by V-Squad vb October 7, 2010
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Ham Sliced

We're gonna get so ham sliced tonight, bro!
by shannaxo August 23, 2011
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Ham Sandwich

Although usually used as a punishment for bad sex, a ham sandwich can also be something for kinky and wierd chicks. It begins with a man walking up and down a girls body with his legs stratilling her body (she is laying down and he is standing) he then shits all over her untill he is done. He then continues by pissing all over her body. He finally completes the sandwich by laying on top of her.
Dude, that chich was so bad last night i had to give her a ham sandwich.
by Lonestar Comet June 13, 2008
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Ham Sammich

A tasty and nutritious breakfast consisting of minge.
by Beltazar November 13, 2017
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ham and egger

An agricultural term used to describe a livestock facility in which pigs (porcus fattae) and chickens (poultus eggae) are raised in close quarters, often resulting in symbiosis between the two animal species.
"much to his consternation, farmer boggs awoke at the crack of dawn for the fifth consecutive morning to a cacophone of cocks' crows and fevered oinking."
by valid id twin November 9, 2003
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