Half Dollar

50 cent's name as decided by The Triade, an organization devoted to stopping 50 cent since his music is so bad and wrong, maybe even badong.

At The Triade's monthly meeting:
Man, Half Dollar's music sucks so much... Grrrrrrr

by not_michael October 11, 2004

Half-baked

1. A more proper way of saying retarded or gay when used as a synonym for stupid. Esp. when frustrated.
2. A great stoner movie of course!

Guy 1: Yeah man I've been calling all day but the shits bein all half-baked I cant even get through.

Guy 2: Ahh yeah that sucks bro.

by Paradigm Shift January 15, 2014

half expect

To anticipate the occurrence of an unlikely event while feigning surprise by its ultimate lack of fruition.

I half expected Billy Mays to show up in my kitchen and start telling me I was doing it wrong.

by Glitch82 January 19, 2010

half-jesse

When you do a crazy move while playing keyboards, but not too crazy. It's when you're wild, but still mantain composure.

It originated from Jesse Johnson, moog player in MCS. He does wild moves all the time, so a "half-jesse" is half of what he would do at a show.

Bill: Dang, that keyboard player is up there doing some sweet moves, yet still manages to maintain a professional feeling about him.

Jim: I guess you could say he was doing a half-jesse!

by Sidewalks August 6, 2006

wiimote and a half

The perfect dick size. Guys whom have a dick that is a wiimote and a half (9 inches) give girls the best possible pleasure ever. It is probably bigger than your dick, but it's not too big to kill someone.

John: Katie, what happened to your eye?
Katie: Well, I was deep throating this one guys wiimote and a half. It was almost all the way down my throat and i choked and it stabbed me in the eye.

by uhyana February 6, 2010

Ass and a half

1.) to be of bad proportions, but with more emphasis; 2.) to be terrible in mass quantities

1.) I got three seconds left. This sucks an ass and a half.
2.) Her roast beef like labias smelled like ass and a half.

by Pete April 16, 2003

Half-assed

Something that has been done in a poor manner, something that someone exerted only half the effort they should have on it.

Those Mexicans did such a half-assed job on the landscaping of that house.

by Some chick named Fred December 28, 2005