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Super Goon 

Typically young, 15-21 year old male who wears a hooded sweatshirt and often walks or stands with his hood up and hands in pockets, where he is almost always clutching a short barreled handgun. Super goons enjoy small caliber, .380 or .22. Super goons are often selectively mute, they utter short phrases at most and certainly NEVER talk to police under any circumstances, even under interrogation. They are nocturnal and extremely elusive- can often appear or disappear into the darkness with ease. Often the culprit behind crime spikes in cities, a super goon may be the last person you see in your life, if you have cheated the wrong person
This dude Andre sold me lean that turned out to be shampoo, he won’t enjoy his hustle for long- I’ve got my super goons parked on his street
Super Goon by Jiiiimboo June 27, 2021
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dastardly goon 

an individual who is truly a wicked wrongdoer. They are widely regarded as an embodiment of sinisterness and evil.
ibo’s dastardly goons jumped and severely injured a sneak disser.
dastardly goon by ibohammed eshak October 21, 2021
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Snow Goon 

Northern hemisphere lowlife. Does less than legal activities in the winter months. Likely a construction worker, generally has a snowmobile and ATV. Mud tires on his pickup that’s worth more than his house. Commonly has monster import stickers on his steering wheel. Decent to average size penis length, above average girth.
Yo, Craig’s wife got knocked up by a Snow Goon.
Snow Goon by Thunderdick December 3, 2021
"aqua goon", referring to a minion, of the player Aquadorix in N the jojo game.
This kid is an aqua goon, he's helping him.
aqua goon by N Blacks July 19, 2023

[Poon] [Goon] 

Poon refers to Vagina
Goon refers to australian slang for cheap wine

Vagina Wine = Period
"Hey Miss! you on your poon goon?!"
when asking a woman if she is on her period

rent a goon 

A term for an FBI agent or agent(s), who is or are "on loan" from another area or field office to help with another field office, agent, investigation, etc.
What? We don't need a rent a goon here, what we need is more evidence!
rent a goon by College Joe December 1, 2006

Ace Boon Goon 

That one side chick that u like and chills with
"Who you on the phone with?" "Ace Boon Goon".
Ace Boon Goon by Blessing20277char February 5, 2017