God 

A being and entity, that contrary to popular belief, does in fact exist. Many people will say "A God could not let all this bad stuff happen (e.g., wars, famine, disease, disasters), so therefore, He must not exist." However, what they don't know is that God, like any other being, has likes and dislikes, and in fact, He dislikes some people.

I know for a fact he fuckin' loathes me.

God by mikeejimbo August 26, 2005

God 

The spiritual being that created everything. To those who say there's no proof that he exists, think about it. Is there proof that he doesn't exist? Is it not possible that there is someone better than humanity?

Atheist: God doesn't exist, there's no proof.

Me: Can you give me proof that he doesn't exist?

God by Terminus Redeemer December 20, 2008

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Chuck Norris is God.

Everytime the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

When you ask Chuck Norris the time he'll say "2 seconds 'til".
2 seconds later he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Proof Chuck Norris is God.

god by Ben Waller April 1, 2008

God 

Used in most cases to call upon the Father to see something that has you in complete and total amazement or disgust.

God!!! Did you see that?!?
God, I can`t believe I did that!!!

God by David Bishop April 23, 2004

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Word initially spelt, 'Dog'. However, when the Bible was written people wrote backwards, so the term 'God' was founded.
God was originally a salivating canine who did not create Adam and Eve because he did not have opposable thumbs.

You are an almighty God, you mongrel!!

god by The Virgin Mary February 20, 2005

God 

A Holy, devine and supreme Being capable of manufacturing miracles, making dreams come true, influencing millions of people through making them happy beyond belief.

mike ruddock, wales rugby coach, IS god. woooo in yer face you english pommes!! woo grand slam 2005!!

God by Aled July 3, 2005

God 

God is the universe. It doesn't think or create life, it just exists and nothing more. So we can stop using the word God and just say universe. We are all in the same universe and we all just exist, but it is due to nothing comprehendable. Of course this disproves all religion, but science already disproves all classical religion anyway. What I believe in is that we exist in the universe and nothing more. Science is the only set of laws that should exist and should be followed.

We are all here in the universe. I wish it were more complicated, but it isn't. God is just a mistaken concept of the universe.

God by _shadowfoot_ August 28, 2008