14 definitions by mikeejimbo

omg

Acronym. Generally "Oh my God!" For some people that don't like taking the Lord's name in vain, "Oh my gosh!" For Googlists, "Oh my Google!"

OMG there's a lot of pages on the internet!

by mikeejimbo July 13, 2006

bbe

"Be back eventually," an acronym akin to bbl that is used chiefly ironically because "later" is such an ambiguous term, the "eventually" is used for even more ambiguity. (And of course, ironically)

"Well, I've got to go, bbe"

by mikeejimbo January 28, 2005

bbn

"Be back never", an acronym akin to bbl, made up by someone and hasn't yet gotten into mainstream use. The person(s) it is used by generally use it when they're about to go away and contemplate suicide.

"Killing self - bbn"

by mikeejimbo January 28, 2005

God

A being and entity, that contrary to popular belief, does in fact exist. Many people will say "A God could not let all this bad stuff happen (e.g., wars, famine, disease, disasters), so therefore, He must not exist." However, what they don't know is that God, like any other being, has likes and dislikes, and in fact, He dislikes some people.

I know for a fact he fuckin' loathes me.

by mikeejimbo July 31, 2005

stuffnthang

A nerdy metasyntactic variable, typically in place of a plural noun, but uses others.

And then you click on the, uh, stuffnthang.

by mikeejimbo July 19, 2006

Chigger

A small parasitic mite. See also Chegro.

Chiggers sometimes live in bushes

by mikeejimbo August 1, 2005

bbiaf

Alternately "be back in a few" or "be back in a flash"

Pretty much like brb, but longer and harder to type, ergo just as pointless

"Ah, time for dinner, bbiaf"

by mikeejimbo July 18, 2006