fester

A term in retail sales to describe a customer who is bothersome, annoying, or time consuming.

Check out Dave, he's got a fester.

That guy festered me up for two hours and I only made twenty bucks on the sale!

by D317 September 19, 2006

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footer

Inserting ones's foot (well, OK, maybe just as much as you can) into a girl's vagina for fun and excitement.

We were looking for something new to do so I gave her a footer.

by Jammenhammer August 2, 2006

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Arse Fister

When one sticks his fist in his Arse or Ass.

Blue Roost64: I love to be an Arse Fister@@@@@@
Fusion: Danny Craig Ross
Jaq: ye nikka
Blue Roost64: I LIKE WHEN CRAIG COMES AROUND AND I SUCK HIS COCK, AND MY MUMS A CUM BUCKET NICE MAKE YOU LOL PLS

by Dat_Fuze June 1, 2011

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Thousand Footer

A thousand footer is a flaming lesbian that can be pointed out immediately, even if a thousand feet away. She is so noticable, you think it may even be a womanly man.

A Thousand Footer is:
Short/Buzzed Hair
Spiked Jelled Hair
Manly Walk
Manly Presence
Face Piercing (Eyebrow, Tongue)

by Puck Spice December 2, 2007

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Fester

One of the most disgusting yet disturbingly erotic stories you'll ever read on the internet. You can usually find it on pastebin.ca or 4chan's /b/, rarely though.

Guy 1: Hey man, did you read that story online called "Fester"?

Guy 2: Yeah, that shit was disgusting! I got a boner, though.

Guy 1: You sick fuck!

by -Ninja_Jesus- July 12, 2009

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kentucky go faster

If it looks good it goes faster

Adding a Chrome air filter adds 10+ horsepower

by Jon June 11, 2006

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An alcoholic beverage which contains Evan Williams bourbon whiskey, 180 proof Everclear, and root beer with a dollop of ice cream on top. You must finish this drink before the ice cream melts or you will not get its full effect. This will fuck you up.

Dude, I got so fusterclucked this weekend!
Dude, did you see Nicole last weekend? She had two fusterclucks and was puking everywhere!
Xavier tried to drink a fustercluck in two minutes. He was in the hospital for two days.

by Thetwins April 12, 2012

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