summers flamingo

When one of your legs is gimped and you must rest it on the horizontal stationary object your partner is lying on during coitus, while the other leg is planted on the ground for leverage.

Utilizing the Summers Flamingo technique is the only way to guarantee stability during standing coital penetration.

by norm the plum October 14, 2017

Snail-facing

Sliding the woman’s lips of the vulva smoothly over another persons nose - leaving a trace of vaginal secretion on the face. This is usually not in a sexual context and is used for a mans demotion. Men’s alternative: see tee bagging.

Daniel got snail-faced by Sabrina this night. The secretion is still sticks on his entire face. He better had not tee-bagged her last night! Snail-facing is really the toughest stuff you can do as a girl!

by McDude4Real May 31, 2018

gold flaking

When a male ejaculates in or on a female and then pees in or on top of the ejaculation.

Dude! Last light Molly let me do gold flaking in her!!

by The___best! September 15, 2019

robotic flamingo

The spazmatic jerky stride of somebody who has obviously been awake way too long & obvisously has had entirely way to much methamphetamines , bath salts &/or a multitude of various other stimulants .

And on the 3rd day of a 7 day binge everybody that seen her knew she was fucked up because she was doing the robotic flamingo as she walked down the street .

by Don't try this at hone September 15, 2020

Pink flamingos

A 1972 dada istic film by Baltimore's very own self proclaimed 'pope of trash'john Waters starring divine Edith Massey David lochary and mink stole.

Pink flamingos is about 2 families competing for the title of "the filthiest people alive!" Divine plays band johnson who lives with her demented family in a trailer park in the fictitious phenix Maryland just across town in a 'balmer brownstone' Baltimore live connie and Raymond marble. They both want to be the filthiest people alive!

by 4realazitgits April 16, 2021

The Congolese Flaming Snip

The act of performing a circumcision procedure on ones self with a flaming red hot 1000 degree heated sword. Usually performed in the Congo.

"Son, it's now your time are you ready to man up? I did it when I was your age, now you have to perform the Congolese flaming Snip".

by Jeremy L______ong April 24, 2017

choking the flamingo

Verb.

1. Choking one's partner during the sex game of flamingo.

2. Wrapping one's hands around the rare pink bird and squeezing.

3. Men, when giving themselves a handjob while standing only on one leg.

Boris was choking the flamingo with Mauve all night long.

by Fingenurgen May 8, 2018