FEMD - Feces Eating Mental Disorder

Feces eating mental disorder - A homosexually related mental disorder (not to be confused with GRMD) most commonly found in the white male population in varying degrees, which brings a strong sense of curiosity towards the same sex and eating Feces (often of both genders) as seen in many films. Unlike other races this may be a known problem as white people's pubic hair and feces are the same color, which may explain why it's not seen as disgusting in the white community. Unfortunately there is currently no cure due to the varying degrees found.

-FEMD - Feces Eating Mental Disorder
Random guy - "Why are you so happy?"
White guy - "My wife let me eat her ass out last night again"
Random Guy - "Did you kiss her?"
White Guy - "Of course"
Random Guy - ""Shakes head... white people and their FEMD..."

by Az Lee August 6, 2021

Fecesball

Fecesball means "Royal King" in Albanian

"Oh, all hail the mighty Fecesball!" Said the tiny prince.

by Ryan December 22, 2004

Fetusia

Fetusia is a "magik fairy", she holds the power of the moon while her sister, Fetusio holds the power of the sun.

Omg its Fetusia and her seksi sister Fetusio, omg maybe they will give us free healing pots!11

by Janyella December 21, 2003

fetusyishly

the most kickass scrabble word ever. the act of acting babyish. or being a vag. or coming out of a vag.

"your behavior is fetusyishly, due to your lack of sexual knowledge."

by SATS January 12, 2008

FOCUS OF TEH KICK

When you focus a kick, preferably aimed at someone’s face.

If you don't watch yoself, I might just have to use the FOCUS OF TEH KICK!

by Somebody April 5, 2004

fetus dance

The most brutal dance ever. Should mostly be used while Dying Fetus is being played but is funny and awesome when used for any type of music. Only used by very attractive people. Not to be confused with defecated fetuses.

Brett: Did you see that hot guy doing the fetus dance?
Justin: Yea, it was the most brutal dance I've ever seen, I have a boner.
Brett: Me too, let's make out.
Justin: Only if you rub your beer gut on my knees.
Brett: Don't ever say that again, thats gross.
Justin: Sorry
Brett: I love you
Justin: I'm bleeding diarreah
Brett: You should get that checked out
Justin: NO! Never, I like it
Brett: Me too.

by Chet "Spagett" McMichaelson Jr June 26, 2010

Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position

When the bottom partner assumes the fetal position and holds they're ankles while laying on their side, the top partner initiates coitus in an almost doggy style manner but sideways.

OMG I loved it when my boyfriend Chad did Aborted Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position with me! It was like being reborn!

by AJ Jawbreaker April 2, 2019