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Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.
Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
by T33TS June 28, 2011
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Free Fap February

Free Fap February is a Challenge Month Counteracting to the No Nut November. What you basically have to do is Cum as much as you can, maybe measure it and compare it with your Friends.
You Doing No Nut November?

Me?
Nah, I did Free Fap February this Year.
by RayAkuma December 31, 2019
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emote fapping

is when one or more people pull it out and look at emotes in fortnite and fap hard and enthusiastically enjoy the game
oh wow that emote fap session was so long it could have went on for decades or even some longer shit emote fapping
by Tartagliamoms December 21, 2021
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Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison
Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"
by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022
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Fap

by Matt Jenks June 27, 2016
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National FaceTime fap day

On November 16th you and your partner have to fap on face time no questions asked
Hey it’s November 16th You have to

Do national facetime fap day
by Foxxiegirl November 16, 2021
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sleep fapping

When one faps in his sleep after a sensual wet dream.
Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?
by sleepfapper625 April 12, 2015
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