Margarine face

A face that is ugly due (at least in part) to the use of plasic surgery. Whether in an attempt to correct flaws or just to improve a decent face, sometimes the use of surgery causes recipient to have a Margarine face.

Person 1: Did you see what Kathy Griffin did to herself?

Person 2: I sure did. Before, she wasn't perfect or nothing, but now she's got a Margarine face.

by Mike Grant September 14, 2007

Faceblotto

adj.

1. Drunk while you use Facebook.

2. In a condition in which you are more apt to say things on Facebook that you'll regret in the morning.

"Man, Bob was so Faceblotto last night, six people defriended him."

by Beeeej December 21, 2008

juicy face

To have a face that is sweet, tasty and desirable. A juicy face is typical found in most animals such as cats, dogs, chipmunks, squirrels and rabbits.

Juicy faces are commonly pinched, squeezed and kissed. They glow and contain large amounts of fat deposits in the cheeks.

"did I ever tell you how much I love your juicy face?"

"pateel..you have a juicy face!"

by teem May 9, 2005

face battle

the act of attacking another's face intimately. No one ever wins, so it always calls for a rematch.

When I encountered my brother and his girlfriend engaging in a face battle, I slowly walked out.

by professional thumb wrestler June 11, 2014

Your FACE is ugly

An insult, generally given as a comeback after another stupid insult.

"Your shirt is ugly."
"Well, your FACE is ugly."

by Somebody out there in the world July 23, 2008

Detroit Face Lift

Rubbing Preparation H under your eyes to decrease bagginess temporarily.

Marla had a late night yesterday, so she gave herself a Detroit Face Lift this morning.

by Assjuyo Patruyo February 8, 2009

Ape Face

The creases around a middle aged women’s mouth that make her resemble a character from planet of the apes

Sigourney Weaver, Sarah Palin, and every Asian woman over fifty have Ape Face.

by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012