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foreskin

"Dude, your foreskin is so old, I've got a fiveskin."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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The Forrest Whitaker

A sexual act in which you poo on your girlfriend's face, and rub it in with you penis until she resembles a Black Face actor. Then you shoot at point blank range a dick rocket into her left eye, making her squint - and then you put a gun to her head and yell, "Say you're Forrest Whitaker! And it better sound exactly like him or so help me God I'll fucking blow your doody stained head right off!!!"
Frank: How did everything go with Angela last night?

Dan: It was going pretty awful until I gave her The Forrest Whitaker.

Frank: Oh man, Score! Was it spot on?

Dave: No, and that's why I had to kill her.

Frank: Well, there's always tomorrow. Cheer up.
by tedwilli9 October 17, 2008
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Foreskin

(Generic Name): "Hey Tom got any spare foreskin?"
Tom: "The fuck?!"
by Garfield Kart October 30, 2018
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Forrest

Although commonly thought to be derived from the English word 'forest' which is a "large woody area," it is actually the reverse. It was a name, 'Forrest', first with an ancient Greek translation of "Large Penis." When looking for a name for a "large woody area," the English adapted what they already knew had "large wood," to the slightly altered spelling, 'forest.'

Basically, Forrest is a name for a person with a huge dick.
- "Wow, that guy was hung like a Forrest!"

- "Wanna go out?" "No." "Let me rephrase that, my name is Forrest, you wanna go out?" "Hell Yes!"
by Sonia Belmont July 6, 2008
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Forestache

When a unibrow is so thick that it becomes a mustache on the forehead.
"I have to go trim my forestache so it stops rubbing on the top of my glasses."
by CocoSantango February 23, 2010
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Forrest

The name Forrest means...He's the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He's cute, smart, funny, understanding, in general just amazing. He'll make you feel like your his world whenever you talk to him. He always makes you smile and laugh, even in your worst moods. You could sit on the phone for hours with him and not say a word but never get bored. He'll tell you 'I love you' whenever you need to hear it the most. He wont let anyone get in the way of his feelings. He doesn't let people bother him. He brings out the best in you and makes you feel amazing in every way possible. He's there for you no matter what. He is willing you give you the world.
This guy is the most amazing guy on the planet, his name is Forrest.
by LipsLikeMorphine August 1, 2011
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foreskin cancer

James: Whats up bro?
Mike: Not much my dog died of foreskin cancer.
James: Thats rad bro!
by cardoolol October 24, 2018
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