falosapus

dick or a males part or a penis

I wanna bounce on his falosapus!

by Brittany December 8, 2004

false anger

The kind of anger you get when you're mad at something that, when thought out, is nothing to be mad at at all. Usually caused by lack of sleep or previous anger that day.

Ray was furious at Troy because Ray came downstairs to read, and Troy had the TV on, which was very distracting. (Ray has false anger and not regular anger because he came to the room with the TV on already, and he could have gone anywhere else to read.)

by coleProtocol October 29, 2005

false sleeping tug

Typically during a first semester of college, but applicable for all years, the completely awkward situation where your roommate is under the false impression that you are asleep and it is therefore ok to masturbate. You though, are awake, and cannot say anything for the sake of embaressement on both parts.

"dude, Smith thought i was asleep last night and pulled a false sleeping tug"

"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"

"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"

by Ray delacour January 5, 2008

False Alarm

Exact opposite of shart. When you get a feeling that you really need to take a shit but after being seated on the throne you only fluctuate.

"Man i thought I had to take a massive dump but it turned out to be a false alarm." or "Why are you acting like a huge false alarm?"

by Ratedout October 4, 2008

false homicide

when after a fender bender the police come out to write out a report and everybody is a witness like it was a homicide.

They had a false homicide on main street today.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 13, 2009

false tooth

When a girl who is missing a tooth is giving you head and you cum where the tooth should be.

Yeah she got her tooth knocked out but I gave her a false tooth last night.

by Yellow Hat Man December 16, 2016

falish

a very kind person. easy to love people, never fail to keep people's hearts. many fans. respect people. will always understand everyone’s heart. handsome and pretty boy. smart guy. no matter what , who he loves too much , he’ll love till die. someone that have broke his heart , he will not hate , but he will love because of FALISH will not simply hate others. the difficulties of this boy is everyone’s can’t know what he feel everytime. single word is hard to understand. will always please others, help people in trouble, calm the hearts of others, listen to problems and give advice that are very beneficial and uplifting. boy with lots of fun, always cheerful and fun, but he has saved 1001 problems in himself and only needs one solution. great boy.

‘falish’ is playing ball

by ayish April 23, 2018