moisturize some elbows

the act or art of putting a fist in an anus or vagina (which requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication, thus "moisturizing").

Peter's annoying me so badly that I'm about to moisturize some elbows.

by ass istant December 12, 2009

Lick the elbow

A common expression used to describe an achievement or performance previously thought to be impossible (or at least highly improbable).

At the 2014 Winter Olympics, Shaun White really tried to lick the elbow by going for his third straight halfpipe gold medal, but was unsuccessful.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

Up to his elbows

When you are totally involved in something illegal

He wouldn't say shit, because he's already in it up to his elbows.

by LuizLeitao July 13, 2015

Being bent over elbows to ankles

When you feel like someone is taking advantage of you.

So the Boss wants me to work Saturdays without over-time now. I gotta say I feel like I'm being bent over elbows to ankles here.

by SquidSplitter January 24, 2016

Pinkie to Elbow

A monster dong, the length of which is measured from pinkie to elbow

Everyone in Hollywood knows Jon Hamm is pinkie to elbow

by RalphGrenader1 January 14, 2017

Reverse Tennis Elbow

That aching pain you get on the inside of your elbow due to holding your phone close for too long.

Caused by blood pooling at the joint and limiting blood flow to the lower arm and hand.

After a marathon session of tumblr posts I stretched my arm out and felt the pain of reverse tennis elbow.

by SWilsonMc October 9, 2018

Bites my elbow

The phrase bites my elbow is to be used when someone really gets on your nerves os annoys you.

Fredric really bites my elbow. He is always yodelling!

by Fredricisthebest56 January 26, 2019