Edward Dane Mauldin

A real slut of a man.

Wow! Edward Dane Mauldin! He's looking slutty!

by Catatonius February 13, 2023

Edward Cullen

The most sexy man in the world

Edward Cullen is so SEXYY

by anonymous December 25, 2020

Edward

Edward is the sweetest person on the whole planet and no person could ever replace his kindness and cuteness and his stupid fucking jokes that are not funny.

Find yourselves an Edward folks.

"if you want to make your life better find yourself an Edward"

by heckles kekles February 12, 2019

Edward

An Edward is someone who is really really REALLY short, hates milk and has a really bad temper

P1-hi there P2 ^w^

P2-hello there shorty, you should really drink milk or you'll get even shorter

P1-DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!*punches P1* AND WHY WOULD I DRINK THAT COW PISS YOU OLD HAG?

P2-Such an Edward

by :33333 January 7, 2017

Stephanie Edwards

shouldnt go blonde ill cry

If that Stephanie Edwards dyes her hair ill cry its so bad

by pissy panties ew October 19, 2021

Edward

Emir Edward bin Welsh, authoritarian leader of the Islamic State of Wales since early 2021. Know to be extremely hot and expels genius from his pores. His hobbies include invading England and pretending he’s Irish.

Damn Edward was really hot when he terrorized those English children.

by BlimpsAreCool November 21, 2021

Edward Cullen

a necrosadist dude, who also looks like Philip from my classroom

he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess

*reads necrosadist definition*

Yup. It must be Edward Cullen.

by arystokratycznie January 12, 2019