It doesn't matter what other people think

All that matters is what I think. So, I'm going to get people think what I think and then... By making shit up. I spoke to the creature!

Hym " It doesn't matter what other people think' is probably the most solipsistic thought you can have. I need a theory name for my solipsism thing... OH! Religious blight theory. That'll be what it's called. Until they think you're a pedophile. Until they think they can get away with robbing you. Until they murder your kids. And then that will be the only then that matters."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2024

That doesn't make me a real nigga

This can be used when you or someone suggests or wants to do or say something which doesn't align with your views just for the fact of discussion or conversation.

I was going to give him advice on his issues but then I thought to myself 'that doesn't make me a real nigga!'

by RJ ZB February 26, 2026

That doesn't mean that

No. Not if this then that.

Hym Iam "We have reached the pinnacle of delusion. At this point... As a matter of 100% certainy that my response to anything you would have to say about me is 'That doesn't mean that.' And the premise is likely going to be 'but you said *blank*' and then I respond 'That doesn't mean that.' And the fact that I am literally the pretense for everything you do any say is the proof that you are not the thing you are pretending to be. 'Pre' means 'before.' You can't be the 'Original' if something 'PRE-dates' you."

by Hym Iam March 1, 2026

Tucker doesn’t know

When Tucker and Macy is in the bed and you fall in love with Macey do you slide between them and fuck Macy. Then you leave sneakily before Tucker wakes up.

I loved that Tucker doesn’t know what we did last night.

by Lowvaughm February 23, 2025

It doesn't

That's how.

Hym "It doesn't. And controlling the flow of information... Does. To the extent that it does. Not going to stop me from murdering the kids and withholding is going to force me to do it."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega

I do and will! Add her to the harem!

Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

It doesn't need to

Because illegal immigration isn't as bad as you are trying to make it seem.

Hym "Give me a fuck break asshole, I am between an ambulance and like some extracurricular medical attention to all times. Seriously, why don't you pay me like a fucking doctor if you want me to diagnosis myself? Dr. Hym. First diagnosis: Not fucking TMJ. I mean, can you believe this guy? If you were paying me like a doctor we all wouldn't be here right now, would we? Alright? Do you get it? You need really gotta relax with that shit. It doesn't need to be whatever you're trying to say it need to be to be legitimate. It involves real anecdotes from my real life and real memories. There is only 1 guy here. I don't see how my role in my thing is any different from your role in your thing, except, mine is better and you're getting paid and your dick sucked for being worse."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025