intellectually drunk

That "buzz" feeling you get after continuous hours of study. It involves no alcohol yet you feel drunk. You may find yourself slurring over words by either talking to fast or trying to cram too many creative words into a single sentence.

After Peter finished his 2,000 word essay, his speech was scrambled due to absorbing to much information.

Peter: Ooooomg that was one extensively long anti procrastinatory operation I just executted in one fortieth of a fortnight; my rambunctiousness iss sureely exponentially increassing due to my compromisable nature. Glivin!

Sarah: Peter are you intellectually drunk again?

Peter: Positive.

by Goondued November 9, 2011

Chris drunk

Referring to a person or group of people who are exceptionally drunk and/or under the influence of a large amount of drugs, which causes a huge decrease in their decision making abilities; usually resulting in terrible choices which one would immediatley regret upon becoming sober.

Dan: Holy shit dude what happened to you last night?
Jon: Bro, I got so Chris drunk last night I banged that fat girl fromthe bar...
Dan: Yeah, but didn't you already banged her last week?? What's the big deal now?
Jon: Well last night before we fucked she told me she had herpes and she was falling in love with me...
Dan: Well what did you say??
Jon: "Let's fuck"
Dan: Wow dude, you were seriously Chris drunk last night...
Jon: I know bro, I know... I'll call you later, I gotta go meet this fat sluts parents and stop by CVS to pick up my prescription... ugh.

by IamME33 September 22, 2009

drunk-ups

Working out while drunk often spontaneously or as a challenge at a bar or party. Derived from drunk push-ups.

Shane bet a free drink that Nan couldn't do 30 drunk-ups while at the pub.

by Fluff210 January 4, 2011

Jovi Drunk

Getting so drunk that you not only screw your chances of making out with a good looking female, but you also ruin any chances of a repeat make out sessions in the future and ultimately look like an ass to all your buddies and the rest of the people you are around.

Generally speaking when you get Jovi drunk you will end the nights make out session by stumbling and falling under a pool table, trying to fight the girl or do something that insures you will not be getting any action that night.

Did you see that guy last night? He was so Jovi drunk he fell going down the stairs and took that hot girl with him.

Jeff was so Jovi drunk last night he yelled at that girl for a half hour just because she wouldn't get him a beer.

Matt was making out with that gorgeous girl and then he got so Jovi drunk and fucked up any chance in hell he had.

by hellenkellar November 1, 2010

Drunk Bitch

A girl or guy that has had way to much to drink and then makes a complete fool of themselves and regrets in the morning. usually regretted by ther for inviting them to drink.

That Drunk Bitch Meghan had way to much to drink and now has cum all over her face.

by Sanchez Corisine June 2, 2007

drunk as Dudley

Drunk for a prolonged period of time. A reference to Dudley Moore in "Arthur".

Synonyms: Shit Faced, {sloshed, wrecked, hammered

"Fuck. Look at him. He's drunk as Dudley."
"Yeah. He started drinking last Thursday and he's still going."

by Matt----Harris January 21, 2009

Drunk 6

Typically men, at least men with standards, will not sleep with a woman that is less than a 6 out of 10 on the hotness scale. A drunk 6 occurs when the male is intoxicated, which makes this scale start to shift, often a number or two per six pack.

When a guy sleeps with a girl who was a drunk 6 only to wake up the next morning and realize she is actually a sober 3.

by TGlawyer August 19, 2011