When you meet the woman of your dreams out partying and you can't believe you are so luck you tell her you love her and can't imagine your life without her so you go home and start passionate kissing that leads to finger banging her until you figure out you have pushed her tampon in 3/4 inches up her Virginia. Please note a really man will always apologise and say sorry this is my fault and remove the tampon and go down for the pasta sauce smile.
Hey sparky the woman was amazing last night, yeah took her home ended up doing a jointy I think we are getting married.
by Boris_1986 August 17, 2021
Get the Doing a jointymug. The state when a women's belly or gut hangs lower than her vagina, ergo vagi-do. Female version of the male dickie-do
by JnM July 23, 2012
Get the Vagi-domug. The act of cowardly running away from any kind of danger in a video game, another thing like being a coward or wimp.
by Daedron August 8, 2009
Get the Doing a krwmug. When you fake a sickness/injury to get attention but everyone already knows that you don’t and they think that you have lost ur fuckin mind.
by Every Ccs Student December 15, 2019
Get the Doing a Chloemug. To stay silent during a group call pretending the microphone doesn’t work so as to avoid uncomfortable questions.
This is Julian’s business - Julian, i see you are on the line, can you hear me. Come on, don’t do the Mariusz.
I have been trying to get an answer from him all day during our WebEx meeting but he was not answering despite everyone could clearly see he was on the call: he was clearly doing the Mariusz.
I have been trying to get an answer from him all day during our WebEx meeting but he was not answering despite everyone could clearly see he was on the call: he was clearly doing the Mariusz.
by SemolaAtp April 2, 2020
Get the Do the Mariuszmug. Defines a situation where someone is so intoxicated that they soil themselves and proceed to call themself an ambulance.
by Dg2155 February 20, 2021
Get the Doing an Aaronmug. Describes the art of skiving. Is often used when in a panic to think of an excuse or to conceal the fact that you are doing absolutely nothing.
Is my Computer ready yet? No, It's doing updates.
What are doing round the other side of that bench? I'm doing updates.
You busy? Yeah, doing updates.
What are doing round the other side of that bench? I'm doing updates.
You busy? Yeah, doing updates.
by Mappyl November 4, 2013
Get the Doing updatesmug.