covid karen

A person who wants to cosplay normalcy, whatever the cost. She needs to go back to yelling to the cashier at Kohl's, and she will kill her parents to do so. Is unable to entertain her two large sons, Braelyn and Jailyn by herself, needs them to be able to tell and run around in public again. Her husband is around the house too often, he needs to get back to his work wife. She needs to get her hair done, and is excited to risk the health of her "hair girl" for her own vanity.

I had to go to Target today, and this COVID Karen brought all of her kids to walk the wrong way down the one way aisles. I hope she gets the virus and wishes for the sweet release of death from her bed for 29 days.

by TheOfficeAndFRIENDSareBad May 17, 2020

covidfix

Covidfix is when some one needs to get their fix in public by crying about covid 19 or talking about how bad it is and how selfish others are for not caring about covid 19 so they can make them self's look like hero's . Or lying about it on the news that covid is worst then it real is.

That weirdo wearing the mask in his car while driving alone must need his Covidfix.

by redpillamerican December 17, 2020

Brunch Covidian

Delusional ammo- and bean-hoarding far-right white supremacists funded by conservative oligarchs who protest shelter-in-place orders by arming themselves with penis extenders and storming state capitols because they can't get a haircut, a mani-pedi and a hamberder with ice-cream.

Boy - the Brunch Covidians were out in force in Madison last week.

by MasculineToiletGuy May 5, 2020

covid mask

By now everyone should know what a covid mask is. Its a mask worn during the covid 19 pandemic to stop or slow the spread of the virus that the chinese government allowed to spread all over the world. Had they spoke up then they may have been able to contain it.

Thanks to the uncaring idiots in china we all have to wear a covid mask now.

by jimmybomm July 15, 2020

Don’t be afraid of Covid!

What Donald J. Trump cold-heartedly tweeted to Americans to “prove” to them that he had triumphed over the virus, as if everybody could have access to 24/7 world-class medical care and to experimental medications as him to speed up their recovery.

President Trump’s “Don’t be afraid of Covid!” is not only offensive or repugnant to the families and friends of the 210,000-odd people who had died of Covid-19, and to the 7.5 million of people who had contracted the virus, but also irresponsible or ill-advised to the American public, who are repulsed by his lack of sympathy.

by Covido October 6, 2020

Covid

A mistake by the Chinese Government that has killed almost 2,000,000 people that cannot be undone

Oh shhhaaarrrt we have Covid idiots now

by Omgbeccaauhh December 23, 2020

Covid-19 Is Not Sick of Us.

While the world is tired and sick of her, Ms. Corona is healthier and deadlier than ever to prolong her existence on the planet, by seducing more maskless victims; and she is even prepared to journey with those who are heading to the fiery side of eternity.

The coronavirus desires to live and linger among the earthlings, especially those who have faith in pseudoscience and conspiracies—although we are sick of her, Covid-19 is not sick of us.

by MathPlus November 10, 2020