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naughts and crosses

A repetitive, addictive, yet oddly pleasurable game for two.
A grid of nine boxes is drawn. The players pick their symbol (a naught or a cross), then take turns to fill a box with their individual symbol. The winner is the first to complete a line of three symbols - diagonally, horizontally, or vertically. The loser will then immediatly demand a rematch.
This game is often played on the back rows of classrooms and lecture threatres in schools and Universities across the world.
"Please play naughts and crosses with me before I bite my own tongue off in boredom."
by CasioClay December 18, 2007
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The Crowd Pleasa

The Man, Myth, and Legend wrapped in one;
The life of the party;

You are not him but you'll always want to be;
The guy your girlfriend just bought a drink for and you still can't hate;
The one jealousy was made for;
The man who just out drank your dignity (and you dormed in a frat house);
On January 25th The Crowd Pleasa kicked in the door. Bartenders everywhere comforted their bottles of Jameson.

"Yo I'm bout to chug this bottle"
"Who do you think you are, The Crowd Pleasa?"

Signs that you just missed a Crowd Pleasa incident:
1- All concious bodies filled with intense emotion(eg. fear, joy, wonder).
2- Blood splatter
3- Shards of glass or metal
4- Grown men crying
5- Scent of Jameson lingering in the air
6- You are still alive
7- Miscellaneous discrepancies (eg. smoking speakers, exhausted bartenders, people beginning each sentence with, "With all due respect to The Crowd Pleasa...", SWAT teams at local library).
by OMalley'sOMalley'sO'Malley's February 9, 2010
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Dr. Kovaæ speaks Serbo-Croatian and English.
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Croaker

A doctor. Specifically one that could be persuaded to write a prescription for effective narcotics.
Lee was getting sick, and junk was nowhere to be found in the streets. He needed to score. He knew of a croaker that kept his office on 32nd street, Jimmy the fag said he would write for anybody.
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Lobster Crotch

(1)A person who smells like rancid lobster where you can only assume the smell is coming from the crotchal region.
(2) Of or relating to an ass+lobster smell irradiating from an individual/thing.
"Oh my gosh, my roommate smells like lobster crotch".

"This pizza smells like lobster crotch".
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crota

Powerfull son of oryx and worshiped by the undead alien clonally called the hive who live under the surface

Source: destiny, made by bungie

P.S best game ever
Crota just struck me down with his sword
by urbanpuddle March 12, 2015
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saber-toothed crotch cricket

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.
by Charles July 19, 2003
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