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Coastguarding

The act of finding and enlarging the clitoris for heightened sexual pleasure.
Usually done using a flexible straw, the clitoris is located and by sucking on the straw the clitoris becomes enlarged increasing and intensifying the orgasm for a woman.

The term " Coastguarding " comes from the "search and rescue " of the clitoris.
My bitch got me coastguarding last night before I nailed her.
by phil279 September 26, 2011
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Constimate

To legitimize a marriage by have anal sex for the first time.
"Hey did you and Mary constimate the marriage yet?" "Yeah man she couldn't poop for hours after."
by SemiNation October 18, 2014
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Coast Guard Goodbye

The day before a girl moves away you have the roughest nastiest oral, vaginal and anal sex with said woman to the point where she tears, sweal and bleeds then you cum all over her so her body is the color of the US Coast Guard flag.
Mary was always in to me but she was fat. So when she told me she was moving away i thought before she goes i would finally hook up with her and give her a Coast Guard goodbye.
by Labia Puncher January 8, 2011
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constating

originating or establishing
A check of the company's constating documents indicated that it was incorparated ten years earlier for the purpose of importing electronic goods.
by Timothy Boyle August 28, 2005
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coast guard

A rather unique branch of the DOD that used to be part of the Department of Transportation. Generally involved in missions including:
Drug Stopping/Seizure
Envoironmental Protection
Search and Rescue
Homeland Defense
I consider this to be a pretty valuable asset of the US military, but often wonder why it hasn't been incorporated into our Navy.
Fisherman 1: "Oh crap, out boat is sinking!!!"
Fisherman 2: "Sweet! Here comes the Coast Guard to save our asses!"
by MFrancis May 13, 2005
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Maine Coast Semester

An amazing experience where a group of students (38 for example) learn with their minds, hearts, and hands and find their ways through life together.
MCS was an amazing four months and I miss it very much.
by kayakerkid88 June 4, 2005
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the north coast

it is the arctic coast of alaska, canada, and greenland
by Clinker December 29, 2007
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