champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork

Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!

by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022

Champagne Piss

When you get some poo into your dick hole and then use piss to push it out. The poo on top of the piss is like the cork on a champagne bottle and the pee is like the champagne hence why it is called a champagne piss

I accidentally got my dick stuck in some shit so I had to take a champagne piss

by Some_G September 22, 2022

Chomped

A dodgy two-footer.

Subhaan just got chomped last week in football.

by sophiemuck October 5, 2022

Chomp

When someone sucks something

“Jonny stop chomping my nipple!“

by Wimpy FourSkin October 24, 2022

Chompers

A bad set of teeth. Usually crooked, discoloured, stained or full of cavities.

Person 1 :“Oi have you seen that girl’s teeth bruv? Digustangg”

Person 2: “Yeah I’ve seen em, she’s got some chompers on her”

by Local Dentist November 15, 2022

Champagne

A firm piece of turd, followed by unexpected stream of diarrhea.

I went to the toilet and took a champagne.

by Chenin blanc February 25, 2023

champagne activist

Champagne activist (noun): A person who publicly expresses support for a cause or movement, typically by raising a glass of champagne or making a toast, but who does not take any meaningful or sustained action to advance the cause. Also known as Slackatism.

"After toasting to the latest social justice cause with a glass of bubbly, the champagne activist promptly returned to their privileged bubble without doing anything to address the root issues."

by Crunchiest666 April 20, 2023