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menchie the cat

simplynailogicals cat menchie. also famous for Menchie gang.
by Holosexually December 20, 2017
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Cat Curbed

When someone causes an interference of a girl who is trying to get a guy to have sex with her. Basically like "cock blocking" except its a girl trying to get the guy verses the guy trying to get the girl.
" I can't believe you just cat curbed me!"
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A Barber's Cat

Seldom used nowadays and of obscure origin, it is generally defined as one with an overly exaggerated opinion of one's own importance and/or knowledge.
"Adolph Hitler, when you really think about it, was little more than the ultimate example of a barber's cat."
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cat-esbian

the sexual orientation in which a female prefers the love of a feline to the love of a human.
"After reading all of her statuses on Facebook about hating boys lately and seeing all of her pictures of her cat, I came to the conclusion that Jamie is a cat-esbian."
by Miss Balls October 26, 2012
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half a cat

Refers to a situation where any less than the whole item is worse than having nothing at all. The idea is that while it's obvious that sometimes doing (or having) something half-assed is worse than doing it properly, sometimes doing it half-assed is worse than not doing it at all.
Me: Hi Jim, do you like kittens?
Jim: Yeah, kittens are awesome!
Me: Great, well how about I just give you half a cat for now.
Jim: Oh, umm, never mind.
by Kitten Lover HAC January 13, 2013
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selling cats

Did you see that birdman over there? He was selling cats!!
by sameopet January 21, 2013
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Chia Cat

Chia cat is a Code term that pedophiles that are into beastiality use to recognize other pedophiles and their specific grade of perversion. They’re usually in their late 60s and they aren’t allowed to be around children. While they wait to prey on kids they screw their cats and and often farm animals
That chia cat is disgusting. It belongs in jail before it hurts a kid or a sheep
by Glitter Britches October 22, 2020
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