I'm not a cat

An incident that happened on 9 February, 2021 when Presidio County Attorney Rod Ponton arrived in Zoom court in the form of a fluffy white and brown kitten. He said the now-viral line "I'm not a cat" in a state of confusion and panic as he realised that he could not turn the filter off. The cat filter is a default software from an old Dell computer from the late 00's.

Rod: *Shows up as a cat*
Others: *weird looks*
Rod: *PANICS* "I'm here live, I'm not a cat".

by Pewkiplier February 12, 2021

half a cat

Refers to a situation where any less than the whole item is worse than having nothing at all. The idea is that while it's obvious that sometimes doing (or having) something half-assed is worse than doing it properly, sometimes doing it half-assed is worse than not doing it at all.

Me: Hi Jim, do you like kittens?
Jim: Yeah, kittens are awesome!
Me: Great, well how about I just give you half a cat for now.
Jim: Oh, umm, never mind.

by Kitten Lover HAC January 13, 2013

menchie the cat

simplynailogicals cat menchie. also famous for Menchie gang.

Wow I love Menchie the cat!

by Holosexually December 20, 2017

s0bbing..cat

The best ever tiktoker who probably takes drugs on a daily basis.

ILYSM <33

"Hey, do you know s0bbing..cat?"
"Yes ofc they're amazing!!"

by .pompomz April 13, 2022

Piece of Cat

Alternate to the boring common phrase "Piece of Cake".

Mike: Hey can you take care of this for me?
Rob: Sure, piece of cat.

by NiftyMonkey August 13, 2010

cat-esbian

the sexual orientation in which a female prefers the love of a feline to the love of a human.

"After reading all of her statuses on Facebook about hating boys lately and seeing all of her pictures of her cat, I came to the conclusion that Jamie is a cat-esbian."

by Miss Balls October 26, 2012

haz-cat

A dangerous cat that makes one question if they need body armor.

Did you see Brad's haz-cat? It was hissing at us and almost leaped on me.

by CapnTom September 20, 2010