coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.

Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...

by hmmmm i question u April 09, 2018

Cubical Cream

you take whatever meaning you want
whether it be cube
for stability
or cream
for riches
whatever you want it to be

i want cubical cream said john, whatever you want john

by fortnight dance April 27, 2021

Creamed Beef

The act of taking a dump, rising, turning around, and then ejaculating on top of the shit. If there are multiple persons doing this, it’s called a Franko experiment.

It wasn’t until Brad walked into the bathroom to piss that he saw why Josh was moaning so loud this morning. In the toilet sat a helpful serving of creamed beef.

by willyblake203 March 23, 2019

Ornage creamed

When a drug dealer has been smoking his own bud too much and can’t even spell no more

Guy put “Best skittles haze about 📲🍑🔥” on his story, fully ornage creamed

by Mohammed Naqvi March 17, 2021

Bee cream

Bee cream is Good for your skin

Bee cream should be rubed on skin

by Christian1977 September 04, 2019

Cigarette cream

Cumming inside a old smoker

I’ve been down bad recently I brought home Barbara and give her the ol’ cigarette cream

by Badlilnub January 22, 2022

The Boston Cream

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down

Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”

by Annib March 04, 2022