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celebrity jeopardy

The funniest skit to come off of the funniest show of all time, saturday night live.
Connery: I'll take The Rapists for Twenty!
Trebeck: That's Therapists, not the rapists!

Trebeck: Mr. osbourne, you may now choose
Ozzy: Chews? alright i'll take charleston chews for sixty millionssss
by Pumba December 24, 2004
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Cecilia Cassini

A snotty little brat who claims to be the youngest fashion designer in the world at age 10. She got a sewing machine at age 6 so she thinks that makes her official.
Cecilia Cassini is one of the reason's why Daniel Tosh doesn't want kids.

Cecilia Cassini talks and looks like Audrina from The Hills
by Muhdawnna August 18, 2011
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Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis

When a person feels the vibration of their cell phone, but it is not vibrating.
I keep having Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis but no one is calling my phone.
by Jon Dipre November 10, 2008
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Celene

Cel-e-ne ;
Incredible and worth knowing for anyone lucky enough to meet her, A smile that will keep you hypnotized for hours on end leaving you to wonder where the day went before you even realize how much time you've spent gazing at her, gorgeous no matter when or how, Impossible to find anything but adorable, her personality will suck you in, her mannerisms will brake you down, and getting to know her will leave you wanting more. Likable in every way that matters, a person who loves to give and will think about others before herself more often than not. Involved in the community, with personal goals she wants to meet but not overly critical of those she meets. Not particularly judgmental, which only goes to to show part of her amazing nature. Protective of her loved ones, adores children. Most Celene's will have a particular affinity for owls! Can surprise you, can be random, definitely has an addictive nature!
Smart in a noticeable way, witty when it matters, will have you wondering how delicious she tastes, and whether she goes well with syrup or honey (whip cream optional).
Special (and not the slow bus kind of way), Unique and one of a kind.
Basically, A BAMF.
Type of individual who captures your attention the second you see her eyes, and that's all it takes.
Little known fact: Celene's are birds *capable* of flight. Unlike the lesser known Cici's which are flightless birds.
Josh: I didn't even realize it but I'm crushing on this girl.... I mean I'm crushing on her bad.... All I can do is think about this girl! She's amazing!
Derreck: How amazing?
Josh: Most-amazing-person ever kind of amazing!
Derreck: Celene type of amazing?
Josh: OMFG dude! YES ANNNND That's her name!!!
Derreck: Figures...
by Gabriel, friend-of Chuck N. December 18, 2012
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Celine

A beautiful french name. Of a woman that has blue and green eyes. She is a lush best friend. At times its hard to care for Celine because she thinks she can hide anything. BUT its always noticeable to find out what's going on. She is a stubborn woman but push her buttons to an extent and you'll find answers! This woman you wouldn't want to leave. Celine understands every aspect of the person she is dating. Incredibly coureagous with an I don't care attitude. That most find attractive. Can be emotionally attached but has there boyfriend falling in trances. Hypnotizing to the MAX. Celine is very very sexy european. A freak in the sheets. Always willing to jump your bones. Finds people who are sweet and outgoing the most attractive. But are stubborn and fiesty at the same time. She will drownd you in love and emotions that are overwhelmingly warm to the heart. She is addicting and can sexually satisfying to anyone with 0 confidence. Because she is that much of a sex addict. Trustful to the one she loves. Loves late night conversations and a good laugh that will make her run to the restroom. Celine is a woman that you cannot get bored of. Her personality is astonishing. Never a dull moment with Celine. Fights for her lover. An amazing girlfriend she is. Keep her happy and she'll make you fall hard.
Pulling a Celine!

All of my ex girlfriends are jealous of her. I don't blame them because look at how beautiful she is!

I'm a lucky bastard! Celine is mine.
by Dre Omar Jelise April 2, 2013
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debt ceiling chicken

A game where everyone in Congress refuses to agree on a deal to raise the debt ceiling until the last possible minute. It's like regular chicken, but instead of driving cars at each other, politicians are using the economy.
John Boehner: I don't give a shit if our country turns into Mad Max 2. I'm going to win this game of debt ceiling chicken.
Barack Obama: Challenge accepted!
by themalk August 6, 2011
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Cepsi

When you get a cumshot to the mouth and wash it down with pepsi due to the lack of mouthwash.
Destiny's thirsty, maybe I should give her some cepsi.
by Theman8641 November 23, 2009
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