Ocean of Butter

An overweight girl with enormous thighs. A condition that may have been achieved from eating hundreds of sticks of butter.

Have you seen Nicole lately? She's an Ocean of Butter.

by Ninja Queen July 30, 2009

Bleed on my butter

We're someone bleeds on the others cum being period blood or cuts.

Jonathan: baby I'm horny
Karey: but baby it's my shark week
Jonathan: so you can bleed on my butter ;)

by Thecumspider July 29, 2022

Betterer

Taking something to the next level. Better than 'ace' but not as good as 'bettererer'

Gail: Hey Scott, Corby is ace!
Scott: No Gail, I think you'll find that Corby is even betterer!

by Dunney Boy September 15, 2016

I'm better than U-turn

The act of committing an illegal U-turn whilst not giving a fuck.

Motorist No.1: Damn, I need to turn around. No U-turns, huh? Fuck it, I'll just pull an I'm better than U-turn.

Motorist No.2: Wow, what an asshole.

by Gagump May 17, 2009

penis butter

Any penis juice that you want it to be (Also simply slang for peanut butter)

From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: "Spread it on thick like penis butter and sperm"

by Andy1 January 19, 2004

Peanut Butter and Jealous

You probably heard this on The Interview and laughed your a** off

He's motherfucking peanut butter and jealous

by ChrisKitz24 February 15, 2015

my battery is low

the graceful way to get out of an awkward cell phone conversation.

Johnny: So uhm...yea. Ahh. Do you like...the Beatles?
You: Woops! Sorry, my battery is low. See you tomorrow

by CHEESEnCRACKA June 12, 2010