Thought Boner

A rock hard idea.

Jim: "dude, soooo bored. what should we do tonight?"

Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"

Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"

by Donkey Bear January 8, 2011

Homer Boner

What Homer Simpson gets when he's alone with Marge.

Marge: Oh homie~
Homer: there seems to be an issue. I have a...homer boner

by Mchammer.com March 18, 2020

Boner Chills

a sensation of cold accompanied by shivering related to arousal during physical contact and blood rush to the sexual organs resulting in a half chub. Unrelated to cold chills or fear based chills.

Dude, she was rubbing my cock in the coffee shop and gave me boner chills. I almost knocked over the coffee with my half chub.

by SexDr69 October 10, 2017

Boner Chicken

Two men stand across from one another holding the other's flaccid penis. Each commits acts in an effort to arouse the other man. Tactile stimulation is prohibited. All others forms (eg talking, body language, seductive eye contact). The first man to become fully erect looses.

Bro, remember that time you lost Boner Chicken because Mike had that jug of milk?

by BonerChicken November 23, 2018

Second Boner

Can occur as quickly as five minutes after first boner has run its course. Often unpredictable, always exciting. Enjoy!

"Second Boner?Already? Yes!"

by xoxojh December 27, 2011

boner buns

The act of chilling with your boner invetwren your girls buns; pleasurable for both parties; often a precursor to sex

"Hey babe, wanna boner buns my morning wood?" -male "babe I want you to boner buns me before bed" -female

by Yonks6 July 12, 2017

scrotum boner

an erection so hard that it stretches the skin of the scrotum pulling the testicles against the shaft.

When your mom gives your sister a hug and kiss it gives me a scrotum boner.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010