Bro Beard, simply put. Where a bro cuts his hair with a 1 guard, so it's super short, then has a thick beard that totally offsets it, so it's unbalanced. Must be accentuated by lack of wearing the Bro, Flat Billed black hat cocked to the side.
Ohh myyy, check out that Bro. I bet he has a family of squirrels living in that Bro Beard. What a bro!! LOL
by Bro's spread like syphilis March 19, 2011
Get the Bro Beardmug. Throwing shaved pubes onto someone while they're in the shower so they they stick to their face like a scraggly beard.
Helen made me sleep on the couch last night after giving her a Mexican beard before her big meeting with her boss.
by the_sinic April 22, 2011
Get the Mexican Beardmug. An extension of the cheese stache. A beard which consists of scattered, patchy hair growth, typically seen on people of Hispanic heritage.
by halfpint86 October 16, 2010
Get the Cheese Beardmug. A beard often grown by male college students during either finals week or a time period with a high amount of mid-term exams. Usually grown for good luck or as a result of a lack of time.
Doug: Mark you don't normally grow out much facial hair.
Mark: Well it is finals week this week...
Doug: Ah, gotta love the playoff beard.
Mark: Well it is finals week this week...
Doug: Ah, gotta love the playoff beard.
by K. Botti December 14, 2008
Get the Playoff Beardmug. 
A person of the opposite sex one takes to ones parents for Thanksgiving, to allay any suspicion of one being gay.
"Well they look happy together...I'm pleased for him"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"
by drbollocks November 30, 2009
Get the thanksgiving beardmug. Someone who does absolutely nothing with their life, has no job, no future, and always tries to find a way out of having to get a job. Because only men can have a full neck beard (there are of course exceptions) they are usually the ones referred to as a neck beard.
Man my friend is such a neck beard that he took out yet another loan to pay for his tattoos as well as another speeding ticket he got last week
by ray ray va jay jay January 18, 2011
Get the Neck Beardmug.