buttering the doorknob

Adding unnecessary friction to a task

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users

by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018

Pocket Butter

Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.

"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."

"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"

"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."

"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."

by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021

tinkle butter

The piss directly after cumming when semen is mixed with urine. Holding the consistency of sperm while the color of butter.

“What took so long in the bathroom?"

“It was coming out as tinkle butter!”

by Sheth Dorgan January 16, 2021

Buttered Patties

When a male ejaculates on one’s booty and proceeds to spread his semen around the cheeks.

Dude! I left Rebecca last night with buttered patties!

by Chadwick Rockefeller May 04, 2021

Pillow butter

What is left on your twelve year old son's pillow after your Victoria's Secret catalogue has gone missing.

I was doing the whites today but I couldn't get the pillow butter out of little Timmy's sheets.

by alcoholiclatte November 13, 2014

Butter Lover

Someone who eats a shit ton of butter.

My mother used to be quite the butter lover. And then she died.

by sacredpastadefines September 26, 2016

suck butter

The mixture of female saliva, and male semen left on you're balls after the blowjob of a lifetime.

Damn! after she got done with me, the puddle of suck butter was huge!

by CaptainBigBlock April 24, 2016