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jesus birthday sex

An excuse to do the dirty on christmas day. May be used to avoid the wrath of God for sinning on his son's birthday.
John: Are you free tonight? I need a little christmas lovin, if you know what I mean...

Jane: I'm not sure God would ever forgive me.

John: Don't worry, it's jesus birthday sex. He'll take it as a compliment that we are celebrating His birth.

Jane: Ok! Let's do it!
by Jbislollipop23 December 26, 2009
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Happy Birthday

1. A song sung on someone's birthday.
2. The act of hitting someone with a container full of very hot tap water while they are sleeping or passed out; singing the happy birthday song.
My cousin was passed out on the couch so we filled up the dish basin with hot water and gave him a happy birthday, it was so funny!
by I'm Built for Speed! April 15, 2006
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Three Quarter birthday

A party held for someone nine months to the day after there birthday because it has been three quarters of a year since there birthday.

He was born on June 12th so his three quarter birthday will be on March 12th.
by judge dredd7 October 12, 2012
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Happy Birthday, Grandma!

1) The worst possible thing to say during sexual intercourse or any other intimate situation.

2) The best possible thing to say when maliciously scattering your dead elder's body parts at three in the afternoon in a children's playground.
1) Self explanitory; vivid, vomit inducing visual.

2) Self explanitory; vivid, necrophilia inducing visual.

"Happy birthday, Grandma!"
by LunarlightChronicles February 15, 2008
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happy birthday

Happy anniversary from escaping from the womb!
Happy birthday to you,happy birthday...
by gamer_77 January 11, 2015
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pretend birthday

pretending it is your birthday when actually it is not just because you want to, an excuse to buy a birthday cake for yourself,when you want the free piece of cake at a restaraunt so you have a friend tell the waitress it is your birthday you can have multiple pretend birthdays through out the year
Girl 1:um, why are you ordering a cake?
Girl 2:tomorrow is going to be my pretend birthday..
Girl 1:oh, am i invited?
Girl 2:duh

Boy 1:okay you go to the bathroom and when she comes to refill our drinks ill tell her its your birthday
Boy 2:ight, brb
by k3|see March 22, 2008
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Titanium Birthday

When you turn the age of the year you were born.
Your date of birth is 11-9-54 and you celebrate your 54th birthday, making it your Titanium Birthday.
by Kimberly1799 January 13, 2009
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