Awkward-Thumbitis

An imaginary disease which one contracts when they cannot spell due to awkward thumbs. It usually occurs in adolescents, as such individuals simply cannot spell! When one is texting and they misspell a word accidentally, this is when Awkward-Thumbitis occurs.

Person 1: hey, what u foim tonight?
Person 2: what??
Person 1: dammit! *doin I have awkward-thumbitis!!

by woopdidoop May 16, 2018

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Awkward Breakfast

When multiple people are staying at an apartment the morning after a party, they sit down to eat the most important meal of the day, and it’s obvious that two of those people had sex the night before.

That virgin is never going to get an Awkward Breakfast.

by Golouer November 27, 2021

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Awkward Bromley

In Edinburgh when a lad from the South of England does something anti-banterous lads from Scotland will chant 'Awkward Bromley' whilst dropping one hand in a queer motion and making an England flag cross with the other

Ryan: Want to go and see the Dundee game?
James: Nah, I'm better than that, I'm from England, I'll watch the rugby instead.
Ryan: Awkward Bromley, Awkward Bromley, Awkward Bromley...

by SevenFiveBannaaa July 31, 2012

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awkward buttsex

The moment someone slips into another person's "clown-hole" and they don't actually know about it. So both parties just stay there, neither moving or acting sexually until it gets too awkward when the person's mother walks in offering snacks. In the further case of it leading to the mother joining in, it shall be called "Ye Old Mexican Prayer".

Jimmy: "Oh man, thought I could slip right in without her noticing. Guess not man..."
Harold: "Oh dude, you had 'Awkward Buttsex' didn't you!?"
Jimmy: "Yeah, then her mom walked in and did 'Ye Old Mexican Prayer' on us..."
Harold: "you're gross."

by butt_muncher July 17, 2014

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