Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.
by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016
Get the Jacked up penguinmug. when a drunk person (typically a man) walks off to bed with his pants dropped to his ankles. He most likely doesn't know why the pants were dropped and most likely wont remember in the morning.
by TrevDoggity March 20, 2023
Get the Penguiningmug. by A user who is anonymous May 18, 2020
Get the Penguinmug. by Jaydee17 May 16, 2018
Get the midget penguinmug. The coolest kid in any discord server. If someone has this name congratulate them by gifting them nitro.
by Spynt May 21, 2021
Get the spy penguinmug. 1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
by Count Boogie May 4, 2024
Get the Alpha Penguinmug. by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
Get the Penguin shitmug.