father beans

dads testicles

Half of a baby comes from father beans

by Howboycat December 6, 2021

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The Hog Father

The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT

Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?

by Corb fucker December 12, 2021

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My biological parent. This individual likes to help others and read. This individual is a kind person. However, this individual also likes to comment on the physical appearance of the popular boyband, BTS, all the time. This individual claims BTS dress like “metrosexuals”, but are all secretly “lesbians”. This individual annoys me when he tells me BTS is a secret group of lesbians. This is because they are not, in fact, a secret group of lesbians. Also, the term “metrosexual” is offensive to both straight men and members of the LGBTQ+ community. If all of the BTS members were secretly lesbians, I would love them even more than I already do.

“Hey, My Father has a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS.”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”

by ragazzaeatsthepasta December 15, 2021

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Father

Listen, I don't know either bro. Better luck next time.

Son: Father, who was the first father?

Father: Son, God was the first father.

Son: If God is a dad, doesn't that make dad bods the body of a god?

by RazeUsAll December 19, 2021

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Finger father

The man who makes you food at work, makes you feel better about yourself, and supports you through your worst shifts. He saves your life on a daily basis.

"yeah bro, he's my finger father, I don't know where I'd be without him"

by Dock Daddy December 20, 2021

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