Some random dude who put sperm in your mother and then if he finds out your mom is pregnant, might leave. Or if they’re just like “oh well this is my life now” they’ll stay and then act like they own you until you move out. If anyone owns you, it’s your mom. You stayed in her stomach for 9 months, left her, and then she tolerated all your shit. Honestly moms deserve more love.
by The.saddest.boyo March 11, 2019
person 1: thats my father!
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???
by euphoricGAYtilly December 28, 2021
15 years ago
Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga
15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*
Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga
15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*
by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021
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