fucked the loaf

Totaly ruined. Not any good any more.

Then she said she was a republican and that really fucked my loaf. Had to end the date right there. Or . That mouse got in and totaly fucked the loaf of bread. What will we eat now?

by Howboycat December 24, 2017

occupy turd street

going to the bathroom

I'll be right there in a couple minutes, I gotta occupy turd street

by Howboycat December 25, 2023

Howboycat

A mystical cat who can only be described as a cross between lee marvin and hunter s thompson. Part man part party/attack cat. Out there.

That darned Howboycat sure is a character. What will he do next?!

by Howboycat July 30, 2013

Rodeo snake

A poop so long it lifts you off the bowl and starts bucking.

I heard some screaming from the bathroom. Wouldn't you know it , the misses was riding a rodeo snake

by Howboycat December 29, 2015

father beans

dads testicles

Half of a baby comes from father beans

by Howboycat December 07, 2021