Kim Taehyung, a charming young man, is a South Korean singer, dancer, and board-certified badass. He is also a board-certified boyfriend. His girlfriend is me. I am his girlfriend. He is my boyfriend. He is not your boyfriend. Refrain from flirting with my boyfriend. Thank you.
“Are you watching Kim Taehyung of BTS perform in the So-Fi stadium tonight?”
“Alas, I cannot attend Kim Taehyung of BTS’s performance because of my goddamn final exams.”
“Alas, I cannot attend Kim Taehyung of BTS’s performance because of my goddamn final exams.”
by ragazzaeatsthepasta December 16, 2021