When your parents explain to you what cancer is

We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.

Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.

Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is

by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental

A kids name vj which stands for Vincent junior. The creatures real name is Vincent's pass

Omg that kid vj is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental

by Yo mama ghhchvfdtdj May 10, 2018

Cancer

a dancer who can dance the can-can

look at that cancer dance

by Word_God December 13, 2018

Cancer Stick

Another Word For Juul or Cigarette

Ayo let me hit your cancer stick

by ivegotamicropenis April 7, 2019

Cancer

When you play a lot of bad games that gives you cancer

Oh, yesterday I played CS:GO and there was a Russian kid who was screaming in his mic. That gave me cancer

by JolleJoh September 7, 2017

cancer dog

a dod that as been infected by a otk overload and cancer at the same time.

boy:what kind of dog is he
girl:a cancer dog
boy:oh well wanna listen to sixnine and drink lean
girl:sure

by 123456789076543211234567899876 May 17, 2018

Pubic lung cancer

When you roll someone's pubes up in a cigarette, blow the smoke into an aerosol can and use it as deodorant.

"My mate got pubic lung cancer, he smells like balls."

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025