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jilling off

masterbating to the mighty jill off porn with out sex toys or hands
jon jillid off for 4 days now he is dead

jilling off is wrong the muter said
by uwu pronghorn August 6, 2023
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ding off

To "Ding off" meaning to "fuck off", "Go die", "Eat dick", or "Fall down a well". Commonly used by the wealthy to discriminate against the poor.
Stacy: "Hey Johnathan! You did really great in last night's football game against our school rival. Your interception that won the game was amazing!! You really have a talent and I think it's great that you're pursuing a career in football. If anyone can make it all the way, it's gotta be you!"
Johnathan: "Ding off Stacy."
by Jerble Berble November 24, 2016
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hop off

hop off my dick. Dickriding the person, following them, asking them questions, etc. Usually some white person who wants to be part of the black kids group.
Tyler: Yo can I sit with you guys?
Jakeelan: No hop off damn.
by CHSGangGang October 24, 2019
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filed-off serial gun

"Hello sir, in shady alleyway, I'd like to purchase a filed-off serial gun!"
by Mr.DommyCiani January 7, 2024
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Shaqqing off

"Shaqqing off" is a play on the phrase "Jacking off" just taken from the nickname "Shaq" from someone named "Shaquon". Hence the usable terms like, "To Shaq off" and "Shaqqing off"
"Can't talk right now, I'm shaqqing off right now"
by JlNX November 19, 2023
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turn off your notifications

If you don’t wanna get notifications from me, turn off your notifications. It’s not that hard. If you don’t want me sending you messages, stop screaming at me and TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF.
if you don’t want to hear my messages, turn off your notifications.
Example:
person 1: im watching tv stop texting me
person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?

person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*

(I’m person 2 🙂)
by NikitaGaveMeApples! August 4, 2022
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whack off

none needed just go whack off man
by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019
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