Pulling a Trump

My version of Trump's Law, also known as "Pulling a Trump":

"While he has the right to remain silent, he doesn't have the ability."

"There he goes again, blathering away, on and on, pulling a Trump."

by Skarr Phase 2 New Email March 26, 2024

Pulling a Trump

My version of Trump's Law, also known as "Pulling a Trump":

"While he has the right to remain silent, he doesn't have the ability."

"There he goes again, blathering away, on and on, pulling a Trump."

by Skarr Phase 2 New Email March 26, 2024

dumber than trump

to be dumber than a orange skinned old man who at one point was president of the united states

who often said incredibly dumb things

bob: Chinese writing is the same as Japanese writing it is practically the same.
chris: they are not the same thing chris pulls out his phone and looks up the differences between the two writing characters and shows bob.
bob: well both countries people look the same as one another.
chris: bob you are absolutely dumber than trump if you think that.

by Backstroke swimmer 24 April 8, 2024

Two-Pump Trump

Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.

“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.

by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024

Donald John Trump

One thing about Trump…

His name fits him perfectly:

Demented

Orange
Neurotic

Asinine

Lying

Dickhead

Jerkoff

Obstinate
Horrible
Neo-Nazi

Toxic

Rude

Useless
Moronic

Putz

“Do you not know what Donald John Trump’s name fully means? Don’t? Here’s the answer.”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024

Colorado Mud Trumpet

When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.

Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"

by AvalancheFan007 December 20, 2024

Donald John Trump

The 45th and 47th President of The United States. Best president since Reagan and will make America Great again. Sworn in on Jan 20. 2017 when no one thought he could win the 2016 election against Hilary Clinton but he did. He later lost in 2020 to (currently) the worst president of the U.S Joe Biden. He then later made a historic come back in 2024 against Crooked Joe's VP Kamala Harris. He was sworn in along with his VP J.D Vance on Jan.20 2025 leading a Republican controlled House and Senate. He will leave office on Jan.20 2029. He plans to end the war in Ukraine and Gaza, plans to deport illegal immigrants (NOT LEGAL IMMIGRANTS), plans to take away trans rights (👍 ), hits the YMCA dance, and much more!! Enjoy your cheap gas and grocery's everyone and have a great day! Oh, and btw he will make you orange.

Mr Trump get down!!! -Some random ahh Secret Service guy on July 13, 2024.

Donald John Trump just mad a big ahh comeback on Nov.5

by Poli-dicks January 16, 2025