by d2funny February 20, 2024
Get the shakey buttmug. A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.
Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.
Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.
"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"
by Dr. Butt Observer May 9, 2019
Get the Butts diseasemug. by dickey moe 1973 May 24, 2024
Get the right in the buttmug. A guy who goes around teaching women to love anal sex by opening them up to the possibility of enjoying getting a dick in their ass.
"Gustav is a real Butt Schwangler, he showed Barbara who thought she'd never be an anal lover how to take his 8-in cock up her ass with ease. Now she begs him for it."
by ButtSchwangler December 12, 2023
Get the butt schwanglermug. In the morning, you are the first to get out of bed to go to the bathroom. When you return to the bedroom, you see the butt of the person you're sleeping with peaking out from the sheets. Their butt lures you to assume the big spoon position. You've been butt baited.
I got up to get ready for the day, walked back into the bedroom to get dressed when I saw my bed buddy's butt, which baited me back into bed. I've been butt baited!
by Randan69 May 29, 2021
Get the Butt Baitmug. Similar to Preening is An act in which a female intentionally adjust her pants in front of the opposite sex or same sex to show attractiveness or sexual interest
I was standing in line at the grocery store and this woman looked at me and decided to butt check me
by Cade MoonRocks October 26, 2025
Get the Butt Checkmug. by Steampowerengine May 9, 2020
Get the Girly Buttmug.