Jazz and Blues

Music made by constipated pigs.

I wanted to listen to some music made by constipated pigs so I bought a Jazz and Blues record.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Flip a bluebird

Leaving a voice call in midsentence on purpose with an assumed important statement

They flip a bluebird in discord and left me talking to myself

by D4vey13ear December 10, 2020

New York blues

The overwhelming feeling of despair felt by someone who has escaped from New York upon returning. Usually felt within the first hours of arrival or with the sight of specific landmarks.

Felt most commonly by those from downstate NY with family or business ties that keep them coming back.

Coworker: I hear you moved to West Virginia, nothing but hicks out there right?

Me: No, it's actually quite advanced outside of the worst of the hollers.

Coworker: But do you ever miss home?
Me: Already do since I drove out 19 hours ago.
Coworker: Wow, you've got the New York Blues!

by Alchemicalnormiegram June 9, 2021

in the mood for blueberries

deeply in love

“I’m in the mood for blueberries”

by kerrishatesyou September 3, 2021

Box set blues

The sadness you feel when a box set you have been binging finishes!

Finished binging breaking bad, now have the box set blues!

by Mcja1982 January 5, 2022

ts and blues

Drugs

I got some ts and blues

by anonymous May 3, 2022

art degree blues

When you graduate and realise making a hobby your job was a bad idea and you hate your job and / or you can’t find a job in the first place

q: "Who's that girl crying over there?"
a: "Oh, that's mia, she's got art degree blues."

by retski May 27, 2022