crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy

son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”

by cookoutconnoisseur May 18, 2022

Butt Mustache

An inordinate amount of hair growing in one’s butt crack near the tailbone

His butt mustache was as thick as Tom Selleck’s facial mustache!

by Pirate Oncologist May 19, 2022

butt fucked

1. sex

2. something you say when you beat someone (ex. a game)

1. i butt fucked stacy last night.
2. get absolutely butt fucked

by friendlyneighborhoodsidehoe May 20, 2022

Fungal Butt

When sweating and chafing occur in the ass crack and taint/balls creating intense itching from the fungus that has grown.

Jeremy: Are you ready to go out tonight and look for some ladies?

Adam: No, I have an intense case of Fungal Butt imaginable. I have itched it raw.

Jeremy: So you need to go see the doctor!

Adam: I have an appointment in the jungle with the fungal people.

Jeremy: Uh ok….

by Shall-R 76 May 21, 2022

Eat Butt

a way to express a feeling of anger, resentment, or jealousy.

Tom: I got a 62 on the test, what bout you?
Rob: 92
Tom: Eat butt

by myownpseudonym May 25, 2022

butt plug

Verb. Cyber Security jargon term for plugging the network before the shit hits the fan.

Damn it B.T. Josh! Butt plug that WAN before it crashes from the attacking bot net!

by 13boards May 25, 2022

but blasting media yields butt blasting remarks

Sharing opinionated knowledge on news, media, etc. to a large group and learning afterwards, it could be used against self or the opinion shared by self.

But blasting media yields butt blasting remarks: I didn’t like what someone said to me. I blasted it on social media and I received more comments I disapprove of.

by HunkyBeat May 27, 2022